sometimes my ass randomly types
- first reason this works, you sit with the phone on and in your butt pocket, then your butt types random crap.
- second, like most people, what is it so damn important that you must type while driving, while taking a crap, while walking into stuff, etc?
stop me at railroad tracks
- look above, keep typing while you drive, hopefully you get hit by a fucking train
support my awful reaction times
- yes i text while walking sometimes, but i have never
- Walked into a fountain
- almost been killed by a car
- or other things like that
- another easy stab at morons is watching people drive to work and almost hitting the middle barrier, or half way change lanes. you can't drive in the first place, you shouldn't be typing while driving. they should have even better common sense questions on the DMV test, if you went to retake it and get 5 wrong right now you probably shouldn't be driving, you probably text while driving, or check your facebook page while driving.
Supposedly my actions require thought
- There are people that have had horrible experiences driving while texting, all you have to do is type in killed while texting into your search engine on your computer and see so many articles about so and so hitting someone while texting, there is a story about a mother killing her own child while texting and driving
- this should seem like common sense, but if your driving and have to text someone pull over, if you think it's so important that you have to do it, i promise you that your text will after pulling over will be a fraction of the time it would be if you got in an accident due to texting while driving at the same time
- if you don't understand the above, you should be given the option of having a smart phone or a license, but not both you fucking moron
I have texted while driving, then i bought a headphone attachment that cost less then 10 bucks and now i will not ever do any of the above stuff again, because i have better stuff to waste my money on then tickets, accidents, or manslaughter
have a nice night
